Design by Caitlin Martens. Buy this photo. Picture this: It is my junior year homecoming, I just listened to my hype-up playlist that consisted of the “Xanadu” soundtrack and Nicki Minaj’s Queen.

Okay, raise your hand if your friends have roasted you for A) wanting to pop their zits or blackheads for them or B) watching countless hours of Dr. Pimple Popper doing just that. 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️ If that ...