Starfleet Records: Ferengi Species. Rules of Acquisition #ferengi Rule 102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever. Rule 103: Sleep can interfere with your lust for latinum. Rule 104: Faith moves mountains... of inventory. Rule 106: There is no honor in poverty. Rule 109: Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack. Rule 111: Treat people in your debt like family... exploit them. Rule 112: Never have sex with the boss’s sister. Rule 113: Always have sex with the boss. Rule 121: Everything is f

Starfleet Records: Ferengi Species. Rules of Acquisition #ferengi Rule 31: Never insult a Ferengi’s mother. Insult something he cares about instead. Rule 33: It never hurts to suck up to the boss. Rule 34: War is good for business. Rule 35: Peace is good for business. Rule 40: She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum. Rule 41: Profit is its own reward. Rule 44: Never confuse wisdom with luck. Rule 47: Don’t trust a man wearing a better suit than yours. Rule 48: The bigger the smile, the